“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But a super humid room … but not too humid because.

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.” Anonymous “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” The first one left me and the second one didn’t. “Everyone has this right to being stupid but well, it seems that you are somehow abusing that privilege. “If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction. “Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you. “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. Here are some great examples of funny sarcastic quotes about friends. “ Anonymous Sarcastic Friendship Quotesįrom best friends to those ‘friends’ you regret knowing, there’s always a relatable sarcastic friendship quote for your specific situation. “How’s life, you asked? I’d say not enjoyable at all, 2 stars. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.” Anonymous It’s called marriage.” James Holt McGavran “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. “The best things in life will either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.” Anonymous “You talk to God, you’re religious God talks to you, you’re psychotic.” Greg House “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” “I’m at that age in life where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.” Anonymous Right now my purpose is to get some sleep.” Reno Goodale

“Having children gives your life purpose.

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